australia the most embarrassing place on this earth. iggy azalea. culture based entirely on male interests. prides self on “multiculturalism” while indigenous population drowns in poverty. mini america with more fucked up accents
Hey! Our accents are awesome.
What happens when you don’t read spoilers? YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO EMOTIONALLY PREPARE FOR THE DEATH OF ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS.
AND YOU END UP BLUBBERING INTO YOU PILLOW AT 7AM WITH SO MANY TEARS IN YOUR EYES YOU CANT EVEN REALLY SEE WHATS HAPPENING ANYWAY.
I AM NEVER WATCHING BONES AGAIN. WHY WOULD YOU TAKE MY SWEETS AWAY.
- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
Me discussing how much I don’t want to go to a party:
"I’ll just sit in the corner with a bottle of wine, a tub of pulled pork and a spoon. It’ll be the best party ever."