Red: five facts about your best friend.

Hahaha, feeling a little narcissistic are we, these-bad-days-will-end???

1 - For some ridiculous reason, she isn’t exactly fond of going overseas for two weeks and returning to find that you’ve replaced her with a ‘Fayke’ - ie, her clothes stuffed with newspaper attached to a balloon head.

2 - She’s always up for a roadtrip - at the drop of a hat, no destination in mind, no questions asked.  Even if it includes contact highs from doped up dogs, sleeping in parking lots, and driving sixteen hours straight through the night chugging red bulls and dodging semi-trailers on the most dangerous freeway in the country.

3 - On a bit of a more serious note, she’s a fabulous listener.  Non-judgemental and always ready to lend an ear to you when you need to vent about all the crap that you’re going through - despite the fact that she’s likely masking her own pain.  She’s one of the strongest people I know.

4 - Every time I see her she has a different hair colour.  I’m 100000% percent sure that she’s dyed her hair every single colour of the rainbow and has almost touched on all the hairstyles known to man - including being bald and having dreadlocks (…not that the same time, that would be weird).

5 - She’s always right beside me whenever stupid things are occurring - snorting wasabi powder in Japanese class, snorting cotton candy mix at our house-warming (…side not: why are we always snorting things???), doing the limbo in a public fountain during a folk festival - which likely means that we’re cut from the same cloth, two peas in a pod, like bert and ernie, superman and clark kent, milli and vanilli.  This probably explains why we’ve been friends for over fifteen years.

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

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Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

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Reblog if you think that My Mad Fat Diary should have a Season 3.

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cute ass flower questions

  • Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
  • foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
  • Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
  • Orange Blossom: What's the best dream you've ever had?
  • Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
  • Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
  • Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
  • Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
  • Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
  • Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
  • Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
  • Violet: Do you like where you're from?
  • Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
  • Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
  • Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
  • Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
  • Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
  • Dandelion: Do you think you're important?




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Will admit I’ve been a bit slack lately… I blame midterms.